the beginning or the end?

Sell myself can? WHO WAN BUY!

I'm am sooooo sleepy in work nowadays...cos i brought it upon myself..haha!
Been playin Dota till late in the night...2am...then start to drag myself to work and sleep there...well not exactly though..LoL!

Anyways, been sianing at work..cos Bo Sai Pang laa...cant help it lor...
Yesterday i didnt spend a single cent(NOT INCL. TRANSPORT OF COS) at work...cos free lunch...haha! They ordered food from some Maxwell food centre i think is some higher class kopitiam la...then i order Zi Xi Hor Fun(Shreded Chicken Hor Fun)...before it came, i talked some rubbish with my colleagues(the person that ordered)...they talked about me...OF COS ME..i am always the subject of attention! HAHA!
So they blah blah blah...i always say i got no money(which is the truth) i really bo lui de...barely scrapping through...always taking parents money...hate the feeling...wish i had better salary...then i told them i wouldnt mind getting "bao'ed" by some taitai to be their xiao-bai-lian...

Conditional of course..min=$10,000 per month(OK LA MAYBE PER 2 WEEKS!)
hahaha I WANT $$$...I DuN CaRe anything else...just gimme $$$ and u can have me...LOL...SHIT MAN I FEEL SO CHEAP...like those CHINA HOOKERS!! GeeZ...who cares =P
Its my life...its now or never...haha! Gotta experience everything man! Who cares if its good or bad...i just want to try! =)
And if the pay is really really really fucking good...WHY NOT! HAHA! SERIOUSLY...I AM NOT JOKING!

ANY TAITAI AROUND WAN ME? LAI AR LAI AR...U NO MONEY U DUN COME NEAR ME OR ELSE I SLAP U AND MAKE SURE U DIE 1ST!

LOLX!!!!! gosh...so fun...

Ok...after the convo, i guess i managed to psycho my colleague indirectly to treat me to the lunch! HAHA!! I said never mind, i got money to pay...then she said she would treat me...LOL...CRAPPING WORKS OK! Reverse psychology is fun to play with..LoL
Precisely why i wish to pursue psychology in future..it is sooooooo fucking fun to play with people minds, understand how they think and always be 1 step ahead of them..
After lunch, it tasted very very good...lol..like really nice meal...and then i was so full...but i still managed to get more fruits and deserts..LoL..then i felt so sleepy...but i sianed whole day...

Today, i sian the whole morning...ok maybe not, i did work at least..i asked around for work so i can do things...then i do do do...and lunch time...haha! i can seriously say the amount of work i did was...PEANUTS LOR! SO CHICKEN FEET! EASY TO DO! ahha...never mind...jus self consolation =P

Then after lunch, i did some of the work my boss gave me while she went for meeting...then i do till PENG...haha...as in literally slept..then she suddenly come out of meeting room saw me sleeping...then she go say.."CALVIN UR NOT SUPPOSED TO SLEEP YOU KNOW"...ok she wasnt shouting, i jus exaggerating...lol...then she say...come i give u things to do...then she pile me with alot of work! YES!! ARIGATOU HONTONI!! I managed to pile my time for the next 2 hours and completed 3/4 of the work she gave me! Left 1 more thing to do only which can be completed in prolly 1/2hr tomorrow...then i will be back to square 1...NOTHING TO DO AGAIN! ARGH! Maybe i shouldnt be such a fast worker...PROS: People like CONS: Nothing to do...

SHEESH! WHAT TO DO SIA!! HELP MEEEEEEE!!!!!

I WAN TO SELL MYSELF LOL!! WHO WANT TO BUY...U WANT ME U NEED AT LEAST $50m euros

CONDITIONS APPLY: NO SLAVERY OF ANY SORT OF MANNER AND NO TORTURE...MOST IMPORTANTLY, IT MUST NOT INVOLVE ANY FORM OF DEATH!

LOL This is so fun thinking about it!

-OUT-

posted by imbicile @ 6/28/2007 10:49:00 PM